Lifelong best mates Sammy, Kristo & Tom sit down each week to get serious. Seriously goofy (haha just a joke [there will be more of those]). Joined by their horn honking listeners, they’re ready to receive your correspondence and have some regulation ‘fun’. Have a great time guys. The end.

The Mates Rates Podcast is back! At least for now. Before jetting off to Edinburgh for their run of Fringe shows (buy tickets here!) the boys got together to record to raise the podcast sails and record a pirate version of the show. FYI this is required listening.
 Have a great time guys.
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The Edinburgh Special Prologue (Pirate Edition)

Hey Mates Rates fans. We're dropping into your feeds with a (relatively) quick announcement...
 We hope you're still having a great time guys.
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A Mates Rates Announcement

It's here - the second annual Mates Rates Gooch Week Spectacular! This time we've hit the mostly sunny shores of Manly to record a very loose episode including our Gooch Week bingo, Tom's dad jokes and we relax and release some old segments from this year.
 Thanks for listening in 2025!
 Have a Great Time Guys!
 Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates
 Send us a text-based horn honking at matesrates@dm.org.au
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The 2025 Gooch Week Spectacular

The emerald city of Sydney is proudly home to so many unique features that make it world famous, none more so than the exorbitant price of beer. Until today, no one has been brave enough to truly investigate just how expensive a pint of beer could be in Sydney. As always, Mates Rates are breaking new ground and going where no podcasters have gone before, as we crack open the beer files and find out once and for all, where the most expensive pint in Sydney can be found.
  
 Have a Great Time Guys!
 Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates
 Send us a text-based horn honking at matesrates@dm.org.au
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We Found The Most Expensive Beer In Sydney

Welcome to the first Annual Matey Awards! An award ceremony for Mates Rates, by Mates Rates, with awards only going to Mates Rates. Who will be the big winners?? Plus, we play a round of 'I'm An Acquaintance Get Me Out Of Here' and open up the Beer Files.
 Have a Great Time Guys!
 Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates
 Send us a text-based horn honking at matesrates@dm.org.au
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How To Dodge An Acquaintance And Opening The Beer Files

Last week the boys went to the TikTok Awards, and then decided it was a good idea to record a podcast the next day. Even though we recorded at 2pm, Sammy barely made it in alive. Plus, we reveal exactly HOW and WHY Tom was kicked out.
 Plus, Step Granny is back to have a stern word with the boys about unplanned episodes.
 Have a Great Time Guys!
 Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates
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